So you wanna be a Pop Star?
Well that's just too bad, but you can sing along to your favorite She Mob tunes regardless (just don't drive and read lyrics at the same time).

Choose your poison:


"Not In My World"
© She Mob 2005, All Rights Reserved

It's Unresolved
Botox Party
Volcano
Wet Kitten
Aunt Mimi Found the Clip Art
The Cows Know
Bony Wrist
Bloody Valentine
Accidental Death and Dismemberment

Driving Around
Bad Cup of Coffee
Don't Worry
Contempt is the New Bitterness
Several Secrets
Mr. Fella Fella
Expired Cough Syrup (Don't Drink It)
Fingernail
Bend Down Low

"Turn to Chocolate"
© She Mob 2001, All Rights Reserved
Viagra
Your Therapy
Off Ramp
Tear Me Down
Sopa Mendosa
Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy
Caller I.D.
New Lie
Was Ist Das?
So Sleepy
I Am You
Lite Röc
Appropriate Way
Herbal Remedizer

"Cancel the Wedding"
© She Mob 1999, All Rights Reserved
Prozac
Soul Mate
When You Go Away
I Took the $
Emily
Puppy
Teacher
Fog
Pretty
I Don't Know
I'm Lost
Melvin
I Tried
Smoke Ring Day
Queen of Doom
Mrs. Idey

Viagra
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Hail Mary, full of grace, let me gaze upon your face. (x2)
Viagra, oh I'm talkin' about Viagra.
Viagra, oh Viagra, Viagra, ho.

Health plan will not pay, for my condoms or jellay. (x2)
Viagra, but it pays for Viagra. No Fair no fair no fair no fair.
Viagra, oh Viagra, Viagra, ho.

Order it today online, then you'll get it up just fine. (x2)
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra…

Pharmaceutical companies, make our contraceptives free. (x4)

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Your Therapy
lyrics by Diane Wallis

I wish upon a star
I wonder where you are
Are you up above the sun
looking down on everyone ?

ooh ooh

Another day is done
now you shut your eyes
time to take you home
face my life alone

ooh ooh

I don't wanna be
just a part of your therapy
can we give it one more try ?
should I just give up and let it die ?

Your ghost is in my bed
your face is in my head
we finally said goodbye
now I'm left to cry

ooh ooh

Do you think of me at all?
was it fun to watch me fall?
if we meet again
I'll know you're not my friend

ooh ooh

I wasn't looking for a friend
didn't get one in the end
fucking you was really nice
I'll remember it for the rest of my life

I wish upon a star
I wonder where you are
Are you up above the sun
looking down on everyone?

ooh ooh

Sometimes I'll cry
so goodbye
I don't know why
but goodbye

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Off Ramp
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

One of my worlds is crashing down.
Two of my hearts are broken.
Three of my eyes are crying now.
And four of my throats are choking.

I multiply and I divide.
When all my world is shaken.
I hope I see the other side.
And I hope all the seats aren't taken.

There's a conference in my head.
There's an open book.
There's a way to hunt for truths.
And search through every nook.
And cranny.

I walk the line all the time.
'Tween all the "ifs" and "buts."
I see the way I'm supposed to go.
But I don't always have the guts.

One of my fears is over now.
Two of my brains are relieved.
Three of my smiles are from inside.
And four of my truths are believed.

There's a conference in my head.
There's an open book.
There's a way to hunt for truths.
And search through every nook.

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Tear Me Down
lyrics by Diane Wallis

I have to live through all your changes
so tear me down and rearrange me
nothing stays the same here anymore

We can't see the buried traces
and distantly remembered faces are gone all gone

You can try to hold on but it won't be long
before I know that we all have to move along
you can try to hold on but it won't be long

I can't live here anymore
there's a sign outside my door
you can't live here anymore
there's a sign outside your door

Build me up then knock me down
leave my lying on the ground
people passing by just look away

Pack me up and move me out
start again and hope it all works out
try to find a new place in your head

when you leave when you go
everything will change
all the places we knew
they won't look the same
(repeat)

with evictions all around
I guess it's time to leave this town
there's evictions all around
I guess it's time to leave this town

But we'll miss you
we're gonna miss you

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Sopa Mendosa
lyrics by Lisa McElroy

En la sopa
Hay escoria
Hay engaño
En la cocina
sus mentiras
están hirviendas

You better watch out what you say
About our specials of the day
(repeat)

Que decepción!
en la sopa mendosa
Es un decepción
en su maca enorma

There are two ways to take everything you say (x2)

En la sopa, la sopa mendosa
En su maca, su maca enorma
En la sopa, la sopa mendosa

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Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy
lyrics by Lisa McElroy

Take it, take it, your medicine's here
No need to worry now that mother is near
My love is violence
You are so cold
Maintain your silence and do as you're told!

In the darkness late at night a tiny chill comes over me
Always ask if I'm all right when I'm only trying to sleep
There's no exit from my room
I feel like I'm gonna fall
Start the car up with a smile
as we drive to hospital
You're the captain of my fate
I feel sort of out of it
What's that doctor's name again?
You make me sick! (x3)

Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy (x8)

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Caller I.D.
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson, Jane Goldstone and Margaret Solle

2-3-4!
1-2-3-4! (x2)

Caller I.D.
Who's calling me?
Caller I.D. 1-2-3-4!
(repeat)

What do you want?
I'm not home.
Leave me alone.
Caller I.D.
(repeat)

What's up Jack?
Cut me some slack.
Ain't callin' back.
Caller I.D.
(repeat)

I'm paranoid.
Fill my void.
You're an android.
Caller I.D.
(repeat)

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New Lie
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Here's a new lie that I made up right now.
Here's a new lie, but I don't know how.
Here's a new lie that I made up right now.
I don't know how…

I can't tell you what to do now. Hey!
I can't tell you what to feel now. Hey!
I can only tell you that it's gotta be real, now.

A stinking rotted flower, once in bloom.
Burned bright and strong with vivid colors
I can't breath…

I can't tell you what to do now. Hey!
I can't tell you what to feel now. Hey!
I can only tell you that it's gotta be real, now.

Here's a new lie that I made up right now.
Here's a new lie, but I don't know how.
Here's a new lie that I made up right now.
I don't know how…

I can't tell you what to say now. Hey!
I can't tell you how to play now. Hey!
I can only tell you that I gotta walk away, now.
Hey…

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Was Ist Das?
Lyrics by Lisa McElroy

I, I am calling
I am falling
I am cutting you
A valentine made of magazines and glue

[chorus]:
Was, was ist das?
David Talbot
Was ist das?
David Talbot
Was ist das?
Das ist ein kuss

I think of you
With her, with me too
I guess the both of us will do
You published a book on it
Didn't you?
[chorus]

Didn't you like the neon sign
I gave you for your birthday?
Didn't you like the way its blinding light filled up the room?

If you ever leave
me for her
then I'll know
You're full of scheisse
so I'll go find someone
else to take your place
[chorus]

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So Sleepy
Lyrics by Diane Wallis

One more time
Can you hear me?
through the window
can you see me?

waiting for the dawn
I'm so sleepy
in your bed now
you sleep sincerely

what are you wearing?
why are they staring?
where did you get that?
I'm not even home yet

Wait! It's not time yet!
I can't see you! This isn't me.
I can't feel anything. I can't see.
It's not time yet. Why me?

When I see you again
will you act like my friend?
it's not like before
I can't walk anymore

why me ?

Lying down,
this bed's my home now
can't get up
I've forgotten how

waiting for your call
please come see me
thinking of the past
I see so clearly

when did this happen?
what should she do?
how bad will it get?
it might happen to you.

Stop! She can't see!
There's no time left
to fix me.
She can't feel anything.
She can't see.
Give her drugs.
Set her free.

Another lonely day
you can't just dream it away
it's worse than before
I wish you'd walk through that door

why me

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I Am You
lyrics by Lisa McElroy

My name is Linda
And I am you
(repeat)

And I will listen to all the secrets that you tell
And I won't speak to a solitary soul
It's not easy to be on your own
But you can call me any time on the phone

[chorus]:
I understand
'cause he's a man
An oncoming
train wreck
of a man
I understand

Record, play
Eject, betray
(repeat)

I know he doesn't always
treat you right
Only calls you
in the middle of the night
And you better put that dress away
Save it for one of
your thinner days
[chorus]

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Lite Röc
lyrics by Lisa McElroy

Quiet storm, soft and warm (x2)

Light Rock, less talk, light rock (x2)

I can listen while I'm at work
'cause it's not offensive
It speaks to me
especially
Light rock, less talk,
Romantic evenings and sunset walks

Quiet storm!
Soft and warm!
(repeat)

Mariah Carey and Kenny G
Michael Bolton and Toni Braxton
Mariah Carey and Kenny G
Michael Bolton and don't forget Whitney
Don't forget Whitney
Never forget Whitney!

Quiet Storm!
Soft and warm!
(repeat)

Light rock, less talk
Light rock!
(repeat)

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Appropriate Way
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

[spoken intro.]

Come on over here, lemme scare you away.
Just a little nearer, now.
Lemme scare you away.
You get drawn to my flame.
But you get burned. Ouch! What a shame.

I don't know how to act the appropriate way. (x2)
You get drawn to my flame.
But you get burned. Ouch! What a shame.

Come on over here, lemme scare you away.
Just a little near, now.
Lemme scare you away.
You get drawn to my flame.
But you get burned. Ouch! What a shame.

Better be careful what you wish for now.
Cuz' you might get it and how.
It's all real, baby, it's the truth.
I got your proof right here, baby.
I got your proof, I got your proof!

I have something now that I want to say.
Got a little something now that I have to say.
If you get drawn to my flame, but you get burned,
I'm not to blame.

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Herbal Remedizer
Lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Bumpadump, the herbal remedizer
Echinacea keep the colds away
Take two capsules twice a day
Boompadump, it's the herbal remedizer
Boompadump, the spiritual advisor
Boompadump, the sonic boominizer
Boompadump, I am the lyrical survivor
You are coffee and I am milk
Mix it up together, make it feel like silk
Boompadump, the herbal remedizer
Boompadump, the sonic boominizer
Boompadump, the herbal remedizer
Boompadump, the cheesy sizzelizer
You are sugar and I am salt
If we get mixed up, well it's not my fault
Wheat and whiskey, chicken and ducks
I got the thing that you can't get enough of
Bumpadump, I got the herbal remedizer
Bumpadump, the sonic stimulizer
Bumpadump, the mood stabilizer
Bumpadump, the physical resizer
Halloween is pumpkin time
Scoop out the seeds and I'll teach you my rhyme
Toast 'em in the oven and they get real crunchy
Sprinkle 'em with salt and have 'em for lunchy
Cayenne pepper is very spicy
Put it in your food and make it taste real nice
Put it in put it in your food
Put it in your food and make it make it make it taste real nice
Boom! Nicey nice boom! Nice boom! Nicey nice boom!
Cayenne pepper is very spicy
Put it in your food and make it taste real nicey
If you put too much you better take my advice
It's nice
You need the herbal remedizer
Bumpadump the herbal remedizer
Bumpadump the herbal remedizer
Bumpadump the mood stabilizer
Bumpadump I wanna sit besides ya
St. John's Wort if you're feeling sad
Blues go away and make you feel glad
Go down
In the ground
Breathe
Breathe
Hot Magma!

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