So you wanna be a Pop Star?
Well that's just too bad, but you can sing along to your favorite She Mob tunes regardless (just don't drive and read lyrics at the same time).

Choose your poison:


"Not In My World"
© She Mob 2005, All Rights Reserved

It's Unresolved
Botox Party
Volcano
Wet Kitten
Aunt Mimi Found the Clip Art
The Cows Know
Bony Wrist
Bloody Valentine
Accidental Death and Dismemberment

Driving Around
Bad Cup of Coffee
Don't Worry
Contempt is the New Bitterness
Several Secrets
Mr. Fella Fella
Expired Cough Syrup (Don't Drink It)
Fingernail
Bend Down Low

"Turn to Chocolate"
© She Mob 2001, All Rights Reserved
Viagra
Your Therapy
Off Ramp
Tear Me Down
Sopa Mendosa
Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy
Caller I.D.
New Lie
Was Ist Das?
So Sleepy
I Am You
Lite Röc
Appropriate Way
Herbal Remedizer

"Cancel the Wedding"
© She Mob 1999, All Rights Reserved
Prozac
Soul Mate
When You Go Away
I Took the $
Emily
Puppy
Teacher
Fog
Pretty
I Don't Know
I'm Lost
Melvin
I Tried
Smoke Ring Day
Queen of Doom
Mrs. Idey

It's Unresolved
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved.
It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved.
I want closure! You can’t have it.
I want closure! You can’t have it.
Well, It’s Unresolved!

The door is open; I want to close it.
Forget it. Make it end. Make it over. Make it over.
I have a bad taste in my mouth.
Well, It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved.

Bah bah bah dah dah la la dah bah dah.
Words I don’t know but they’re in the book. (I don’t know them either.)
They’re in the book. It’s in the other room. Someday I’ll pick it up and open it up.
It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved. It’s Unresolved.

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Botox Party
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

I’m 27, and I’m worried
I’m worried about my worry lines
I have a slight imperfection
And it bothers me all the time

See here these creases
See here these lines
Don’t call ‘em wrinkles
Don’t say they’re fine!

Botox Party, Botox Now! Botox Party, Botox Now!
Botox Party, Botox Now! Botox Party, Botox Now!

Poison me, poison me, I want it, I want it
Poison me, poison me, I want it, I want it
Stick the needle in, I want it, I want it
Poison me, Poison me, I want it, I want it,
I want it, I want it, want it Now!

This party’s fun (woo!)
It’s just a blast (yeah!)
All the girls can
Erase their past
And the doctor
Says it’s OK ("It’s OK.")
It’s all quite harmless
Botox Partay!

Botox Party, Botox, Wow! Botox Party, Botox, Now!
Botox Party, Botox, Now! Botox Party, Botox, Now!
Ow.

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Volcano
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Volcano - Pincher!
Volcano - Bite!
Volcano - In Me!
Pickin’ - A Fight!
You Always - You Never!
You think - You’re Right!
I’m not talking - To you!
I’m taking - A Bite!

Ha ha ha ha, now you hear me
Ha ha ha ha don’t come near me

I’m not listening and I won’t try!
You should know why – READ MY MIND!

Want to - Forget it
But I - Cannot
Want to - Forget it
It’s all - I’ve got
Keep stewing - On it
Can’t sleep - At night
Comes back - To haunt me
I’ll make - It right!

Ha ha ha ha, now you hear me
Ha ha ha ha don’t come near me

I’m not listening and I won’t try! You should know why – READ MY MIND!

Objects in mirror, are closer, than they appear
I object (to your objectification)

Volcano - Pincher!
Volcano - Bite!
Volcano - In Me!
Pickin’ - A Fight!
You Always - You Never!
You think - You’re Right!
I’m not talking - To you!
I’m taking - A Bite!

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Wet Kitten
lyrics by Suki O'Kane

Outside it's storming
I'm feeling loop-de-loop.
Inside I'm angry
I can't believe I agreed to
feel like a wet kitten.

I thought I had it:
a tiger on the beat.
But now I'm doused here.
I'm soaked right to my feet and I
feel like a wet kitten.

It's so easy for the others.
Come on, baby.
Come on hold your wet kitten.

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Aunt Mimi Found the Clip Art
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Oh Aunt Mimi, what goes on in your mind?
You mix the messages up real fine.
Oh Aunt Mimi, why can’t you see?
Your metaphors are scaring me.

Aunt Mimi found the clip art, Aunt Mimi found the clip art,
Aunt Mimi found the clip art – clip art clip art

Oh Aunt Mimi, you got bibles and bombs
Buddha and soldiers carrying arms
Oh Aunt Mimi, you got beggars in rags
Opium poppies and American flags

Aunt Mimi, I feel you…
Aunt Mimi found the clip art, Aunt Mimi found the clip art,
Aunt Mimi found the clip art – clip art clip art
Press escape!

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The Cows Know
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Little gnome homes on the river
Built with hard packed mud
The windows are all dark now
In the fields cows chew their cud

Chorus:
But the cows know, the cows know
That fairies are alive
Yeah the cows know, the cows know
When fairies want to, they can hide
When fairies want to, they can hide

Well, they’re cleverer than you now
So quickly they do move
If you just leave them alone now
Of you they will approve

CHORUS

Though perfect plans are often laid
Mishaps do occur
Sometimes they let their guard down
And havoc’s more than sure

CHORUS

The little blue sprite in the corner
Of your living room
Is breaking all the rules, now
By letting you see her zoom

CHORUS

Fairies are alive……but they can hide

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Bony Wrist
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Bony Wrist, can’t you see?
You can’t hide that thing from me
Show it off, make me proud
Don’t you know that it’s allowed? It’s allowed.


Head like a ping pong ball, heart like a fox
Runnin’ from the hounds, school of hard knocks
Seven Wonders of the World, sweatshop price
Santa Claus ain’t so nice.

Bony Wrist, can’t you see?
You can’t hide that thing from me
Show it off, make me proud
Don’t you know that it’s allowed? It’s allowed.

The boy can’t tell time, but he likes experiments
The boy can’t tell time, but he likes experiments
Take off one shoe and sock, take off one shoe and sock
Take off one shoe and sock, take off one shoe and sock

So many try, so many fail, you can’t turn your back on.
The early years. The early hurts.

It’s inside of you. It will come back to you.
It’s inside of you. It will come out of you.

The boy can’t tell time, but he likes experiments
The boy can’t tell time, but he likes experiments
Take off hair and beard, take off hair and beard
Take off hair and beard, take off hair and beard

Bony Wrist, can’t you see?
You can’t hide that thing from me
Show it off, make me proud
Don’t you know that it’s allowed? It’s allowed.

Heart like a ping pong ball, float like a bee
Sanitize what’s inside me
Hang some bottles from that tree
Keep the good ones in, let the bad go free

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Bloody Valentine
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

I left you my Bloody Valentine
In the middle of your pristine white sheets

The moon was new, and so I knew.
It was that time of the month.
You didn’t mind, you said it’s fine
And so now you have:

My Bloody Valentine
Bloody Valentine, etc.

I left you a Bloody Valentine.
A reminder of how we spent our time.

I hope you can get the stain out.
You might have to use some bleach.

Or maybe shout it out!
Maybe shout it out, Bloody Valentine, etc.

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Accidental Death and Dismemberment
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson and Myles Boisen

Accidental Death and Dismemberment
I wonder where the pieces of my heart went
Accidental Death and Dismemberment
I never understood what that contract meant,
That contract meant, that contract meant

Loose a finger, loose an eye!
Settlement would be just fine
Thumbs’ worth more but I need two
So little pinky has to do

Accidental Death and Dismemberment
I wonder if the damage is permanent?
Accidental Death and Dismemberment
The pieces of my heart are now all bent
They’re now all bent, they’re now all bent

But what about my damaged heart?
I didn’t bargain for this part
Accidentally it got caught
In a trap and now will rot

I woke up in the hospital
Was it a crack up, a break up, or something more fatal?

Accidental Death and Dismemberment
Try to hammer out enormous dent
Accidental Death and Dismemberment
Open up the valve and let it vent, let it vent, let it vent.

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Driving Around
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

Driving around with nothin’ to do.
You were somewhere, but I lost you.
Maybe you fell down or maybe you died.
Maybe you’re pukin’ out all your insides.

Maybe you got lost or maybe you forgot.
Maybe your brains are startin’ to rot.

Maybe your brains are startin’ to rot. Maybe your brains are startin,’ startin’ to rot.
Maybe your brains are, maybe your brains are startin,’ startin’ to rot.
Maybe your brains are, maybe your brains are startin,’ startin’ to rot.

You were on the list plus one for the show
At the 7th Street Entry, I wanted to go.
You said just meet me at the Viking Bar.
So I drove over there in my little car.
But when I got there, you had been there too long.
You didn’t know right from wrong.

So me and you and a friend of yours,
Made our way out the bar, over to the doors.
But when we got outside, you were gone.
We didn’t know just what you were doin’.
We looked high and low, looked low and high,
You are just one screwed up guy.

You are just a screwed up guy. You are just a screwed up, a screwed up guy.
Maybe your brains are, maybe your brains are startin,’ startin’ to rot.
Maybe your brains are, maybe your brains are startin,’ startin’ to rot.

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Bad Cup of Coffee
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

I’m a bad cup of coffee. And I’m never gonna stop.
I’m a bad cup of coffee. And I’m never gonna stop.
Gonna roll down your throat now.
And your stomach I will rot.

Better count the reasons. Why you have to have you some.
I say, better count the reasons. Why you have to have you some.
You can count ‘em on your fingers.
You can count ‘em on your thumb.

Is it really worth it? Oh that buzz that I do give?
I say, is it really worth it? Oh that buzz that I do give?
I say, do you really want me?
Or do you need me to live?

I’m a bad cup of coffee. And I’m waitin’ here for you.
I’m a bad cup of coffee. And I’m waitin’ here for you.
I say, come and drink me, baby.
With one lump or two.

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Don't Worry
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson and Suki O'Kane

Don’t worry, don’t freak out.
I’m not trying to pick you up.
Don’t worry, shut your mouth.
I’m just trying to bum a cigarette.
No more to this deed.
No more do I need.
Just want some nicotine.
So don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry….

Don’t worry, don’t get uptight.
I see your eyes dart to the right.
And dart back left again.
Like an animal trapped in a pen.
OK, there’s one thing more.
It’s true, I’m matches poor.
Too lazy to go to the store.
So don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t worry….

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Contempt is the New Bitterness
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

C’mon Mama, c’mon Papa,
Did ya hear the news?
Contempt is the New Bitterness,
No time to lose.

C’mon Mama, c’mon Papa,
Get with the times.
Sarcasm is out, contempt is in.
Lemons ain’t as cool as limes.

Contempt is the New Bitterness. Contempt is the New Bitterness.
Contempt is the New Bitterness. Bitterness, Bitterness.

C’mon Sister, c’mon Brother,
Don’t mess around.
I am serious as a house,
Burned to the ground.

C’mon Sister, c’mon Brother,
Subtleness is out.
Hit ‘em over the head with it,
‘Till the lights go out.

Contempt is the New Bitterness. Contempt is the New Bitterness…..

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Several Secrets
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

I have several secrets that I’m thinking of
I have several ways to detach and rise above
The crowd / crowd / crowd/ crowd


My big secret is that I am damaged goods
I keep it inside so it’s not understood
By you/ me/ you/ me

There is something that is terribly wrong
With me, I am broken and I don’t belong
Belong/ long/ long/ long

Faulty wiring that blocks out all the rays
I am strong don’t come in here. I can’t meet your gaze
Your gaze/ gaze/ gaze/ gaze

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Mr. Fella Fella
lyrics by Suki O'Kane

Mr. Fella Fella come to daddy
Mr. Fella Fella on a wave
Mr. Fella Fella you're a ball now

Mr. Fella Fella

Mr. Fella Fella come to daddy
Mr. Fella Fella know you want to
Mr. Fella Fella but you can't

Mr. Fella Fella

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Expired Cough Syrup
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

I drank Expired Cough Syrup and went psychotic for a night.
The candle started crackling, Death almost took a bite.
My heart it started beating fast,
And sweat broke on my forehead.
I nearly called 911, but I had SuperDog instead.

Don’t drink Expired Cough Syrup. Don’t drink Expired Cough Syrup.

The goddess came and intervened.
In the form of my guitar.
Strumming chords, space in between,
From Death’s door, it took me far.

Don’t drink Expired Cough Syrup. Don’t drink Expired Cough Syrup.

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Fingernail
lyrics by Sue Hutchinson

I've got a fingernail on my tongue.
It's right here.
It's right here.

I broke it from playing the guitar too hard.
It's right here.
It's right here.

It's like the crescent moon
On my tongue.
I've got the sky in my mouth.

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Bend Down Low
lyrics by Suki O'Kane

Bend down low
Take it slow
Now you know
It's a go
and I will give you universal superpowers

In this hand
Your demand
Take a stand
Yes you can
and I will give you universal superpowers

My heart unfolds for you with the touch of a wand
Your superpowers are there
They're never really gone

Now you know
It is so
Take it slow
Bend down low
and I will give you universal superpowers

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